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...well, not my demise, but certainly concern as to if I've fallen off the planet. The answer is, "Kinda, yeah."

I've been embedded in Faire, or some related travel since Labor Day - this weekend starts the 5th week of LARF. Since returning from New England, I've been rebuilding my booth during the weekdays, working Faire on the weekends, gotten slammed with 18,000 kids the week before Thanksgiving (which was marvelous, packed with friends, and a precursor to a three day work weekend), had my blond raise over $1000 for the Special Olympics for rapelling off a 17 story building (he lived), and just when it looked like it was gonna be quiet for a second, landed a storyboarding gig for this.

I got a miserable chest cold JUST before my interview. Mucinex is my bestest friend.

So, apologies for the lack of amusing pithiness here in Eljaylandia. FaceBook is easier to update from the road - I'm Miz Marrus there, or you can be a fan of Marrus.

In the meantime, the holidays approacheth. Don'tcha know someone that might want a book or some art? Sure you do!

FEARnet's Holiday Gift Guide

Posted by [info]ian_mike in [info]decadence on 2009.12.01 at 16:23
Tired of the usual stocking stuffers? Just stumbled upon FEARnet.com's Holiday Gift Guide, a hand-picked selection of creepy and unusual presents from around the web, like 'Nosferatu' wall art and Goth, the board game.

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Here's a link to where you can check it out!
FEARnet's Holiday Gift Guide

here a turtle, there a turtle, everywhere a...

Posted by [info]evilgrins in [info]sfba_sf_fans on 2009.12.01 at 13:24
Current Location: 94306
Current Mood: frustrated
Current Music: Legend of Earthsea
...well, you get the idea.

11:29 AM 12/1/09 · I heard about TMNT: Turtles Forever a little late in the game, middle of last week, and wasn't thrilled. What I heard was that the original TMNT toon was coming back to Saturday morning. Back when that first came out I had high hopes that were quickly dashed, what with the excessive goofy & the multicolored bands & the Foot ninja being all robots & Krang & a Shredder who was beyond pathetic, but I stuck with it as it was all that was available at the time.

Unlike the current series which stayed remarkably accurate to the original comics for far longer than I'd've believed possible. Got a little hinky with that trip to the future but otherwise it was pretty damned good!

Wasn't until Saturday morning I learned it was a crossover. Read the blurb on Comcast's info screen. It wasn't the turtles of the past so much as it was them mixing it up with the turtles of the present. I was a little fuzzy on the details but decided to check it out anyway...

...though I got a little distracted and missed all but the last 4 minutes of it.

Interestingly enough I got a better description from Mom, who's grown into something of a fair geek herself in recent years. It's a cross·dimensional thing, kinda like this: Clicky! Not just the turtles but their rogues gallery too. I don't know the why or wherefore of it myself...but I hope to learn soon.

Shortly after I post this I'm going to pop over to KBHK4kids.com and watch it. Wouldn've checked it sooner but it doesn't always post content immediately after it airs.

Not going to miss TMNT: Turtles Forever this coming Saturday on The CW.


When the California legislature comes back into session they will be facing over $20M in cuts. Those of us who work on the front lines of this pandemic have a well-founded fear that further cuts to the state AIDS Drug Assistance Program, known as ADAP, will be put forth by those members who care more about tax cuts then the lives of Californians.

We desperately need as many people as possible to write to the Governor and to their local state representative, demanding that no further cuts be made to ADAP.

This is a matter of life and death. Last year the ADAP budget was cut so much that there are no funds for prevention and education. It's estimated that ADAP will need an increase of $100M to cover those who have lost their jobs, (and therefore, their health care.)

There are no more room for further cuts! If the California legislature and our troglodyte governor do not fully fund ADAP innocent Californians will die waiting for drug coverage! (This has already been happening for years in other states.)

If there is a rally at the Capitol (in Sacramento) we will need as many of our friends and supporters to be there. I will post notice of any such rally in this venue.

I beg of you not to ignore this plea. Please stand with us, and let the legislature know that any further cuts to ADAP is not acceptable.

Thank you for your past, present and future support!


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A Brief History of the Bones

Posted by [info]yuki_onna on 2009.12.01 at 13:47
Current Mood: geeky
Every once in awhile I end up reading a bunch of "literary fiction" books in a row, whether to see what's going on outside of genre or by some fluke of omnivorous shelf-grazing. Almost always, it causes a rash of contemplation about literary fiction as a genre--because boy howdy is it a genre. And this time is no different. Due to what was staring me in the face in [info]zoethe and [info]theferrett 's guest room, what was on offer in the Frankfurt airport bookstore, and what I happened to pick up when I got home, I read, in quick succession: A Brief History of the Dead, The Lovely Bones, Kafka on the Shore, and A Trip to the Stars. Add to that the not really literary fiction but certainly mainstream YA Feed and out of my own perversity a re-read of The Secret History and it's a feast of angst and high sales and quotes from the LA Times.

To be fair, I didn't even finish Kafka on the Shore. I love Murakami, but this was so boring and uninteresting and meandering that I just had to give up, less than a hundred pages from the end, which I never do, because the tedium of it made me want to die. I seriously cannot believe this won the World Fantasy Award. Also, authors should deeply reconsider whether annoying 15 year olds (who talk like 30 year olds) and their bizarre sexual habits are fascinating enough on their face to justify hundreds of pages of examination. It sounds trite to say nothing happened in this whole book, but it's a buddy flick where the buddies don't meet and their endgame is some murky WWII event (it is Murakami after all) of which only one (who is mentally disabled) is aware and then all of the sudden there are crystals and bizarrely helpful truck drivers and some kid is having sex with his mother and thinks it's awesome. But it's all so banal and flatly written that I don't even care--even less than I care about some of these other books, and that's saying a lot, so let's just leave it with a "not living up to his potential" comment on Murakami's report card. Guh.

Feed, on the other hand, was really and truly decent--though it thrives on the reader being young and thus never having read Stand on Zanzibar or any of the other SF novels that feature a constant stream of advertisement as a literary technique. Again, though, I have a problem with the bored, passive protagonist and his sexual fantasies being more or less all I'm given to hang on to as a persona. And the dying wrong side of the tracks girlfriend having actual serious thoughts about anything while the privileged boy goes on to...not have any. It's just kind of a tired trope. And the lesions were never explained, no matter how awesome the truffle line is. In general, I think that The Great Gatsby is great despite its excerable protagonists, not because of them, and I don't actually want to spend any time with mini-Nick or mini-Daisy, even on the moon. But back to this one in a second. Those would be the outliers, the best and worst of the lot.

I found none of the others to be bad books per se. Obviously, they're bestsellers of varying degrees and somebody loves them, they speak to someone. But I feel like, with every one, they were doing it wrong. Clearly doing it right for someone, but doing it wrong for me, personally, as a reader. And with every one I felt like I got a clearer idea of the actual difference between "literary fiction" and "genre."

The difference, I think, is rules.

I've commented before on litfic's obsession with suburbia, which Alice Sebold hilariously claims in the interview in the back pages of The Lovely Bones is somehow a neglected corner of Americana where all the real stories are and she had to learn as a writer to recognize it as a legitimate source of stories. To which, with all the class I can muster, I wave my brandy snifter and say: LOLWHUT. Look, I get that urban stories are legion--as long as that urban means New York and the protagonists are privileged white people, but suburbia is where it's at for literary fiction. The story of the repressed housewife being dissatisfied while her husband works miserably and her kids act out is getting to be nigh-on universal, no matter whether it's the 50s or the 00s. Hell, it's the plot of Mad Men, Desperate Housewives, Little Children, American Beauty...I could go on, but it's pointless. The siren call of the easy symoblism of an outwardly perfect row of houses and inwardly borked lives is resisted by precisely no one. The Lovely Bones is merely another entry in that restrictive genre of storytelling, and other than its otherworldly protagonist, alters the traditional narrative not even a little. But besides having to sit through yet another reel of how much being a wealthy white family in the suburbs sucks, what I really notices was a total lack of worldbuilding or rules of the game. And more, a total lack of interest in the same.

To be honest, Sebold seems to have no real interest in the afterlife she sets up at all. It's just a vantage point for the family drama, and half-baked serial killer thing (worst serial killer ever, by the way. There is no WAY this guy doesn't get caught in five seconds in the real world). And yet, what few rules she sets up (the dead can't affect anything, mainly) she breaks without any stated reason or justification. Those of you who have read the book will probably know the big Rule Breaking Moment I mean, when not only does our little Susie body-swap for no reason, without intent to do so or any possible sense of why she could, but she takes her last living moment not to talk to her tortured family about who killed her, but to bang a dude she liked in middle school, despite her only other sexual experience being brutal rape. Yay! Love is awesome!

But I just kept saying: why? Why can this happen? And what happened to the other girl's soul?

But Sebold isn't after that fish. She cares about a. the broken suburban family story and b. writing a scene she wanted to write without caring whether it fits with the universe of the book. Because she's not a genre writer, despite the genre window dressing, she doesn't recognize that the book has a universe, or care about rules, or worldbuilding--because it's ostensibly our world and doesn't have to be built. But for me as a reader this is just insane, because it's ghost time in the house, and the book just throws up its hands and says: weird things happen! We don't have to DWELL ON IT! Let's get back to a suburban dad smashing things.

Two final and beside the point points: one, the death of the serial killer was bullshit and I call shenanigans. There is an implication that Susie made it happen but it's fairly clear she didn't, at least to me, since it's all from her POV and she doesn't say she did it. But the refusal to decide whether the dead can or cannot affect things reaches its most ridiculous toward the end. This is not satisfying, for crying out loud. And by the way, a heaven where no matter what happens you cannot grow or heal or change, where you cannot grow up, ever, where you can meet other people but cannot be an adult, or sexual, or progress beyond the age and mentality of your death is not heaven. That's hell.

Ahem.

Same thing with A Brief History of the Dead. I got the gist of everything in literally the first 30 pages, which are easily the most interesting. I walked out and asked [info]theferrett : "Is anything going to happen in this book besides everyone else figuring out that someone has to remember you on earth for you to live in the purgatory city and that one chick is the last one on earth so everyone she doesn't remember is gone? Because I got that, and there's a lot of book left."

And he wouldn't meet my eye.

What I wanted, with these afterlife porn books--the genre element of choice in American fiction--was some exploration of the world put forward, of what it means to be dead, of why people keep their general economic status, still working in restaurants, etc. Why do dead people need to eat? Does anyone, ever, do anything but stare into the distance and act depressed? But the authors didn't want to write those books. They wanted to write about Antarctica or the standard "the connections that bind us all" or, you know, "emotions."

As a genre writer, it's funny how I put emotions in quotes. We don't like emotions or characters, right? It's all about the world. And the worst genre fiction does get mired in that, the fetishizing of rules and worldbuilding. But, you know, some attention to the fact that you've invented this fascinating premise and are going literally nowhere with it and exploring nothing in it would be nice. And I use quotes because the emotional arcs presented by these books are just not intense or interesting enough to justify flying in the face of logic so often. I can't listen to parents mourning their kid because she hasn't died yet because they're EATING in a DINER and people are WORKING SHIFTS there and they're all dead and WHY? But it's the emotional content of the scene the author cares about, not making it work in an invented world. (Don't even get me started about the fuzzy fade to white handwaving ending of that book, either.) Really? Parents miss their kids? Stop the presses. We have got to get someone on this.

A Trip to the Stars...probably the best written of any of them, but the best example of why genre fiction can't have nice things. Every five pages the author picks up a genre trope, shakes it in confusion, and then throws it away. There's vampires, but they're gone within a few pages and no one cares. The whole thing is an embarrassing Mary Sue (Gary Stu, really) adopted kid's fantasy about how the protag's REAL family is RICH and AWESOME and will take him away to a palace in the desert where he'll get a perfect education from genius tutors and speak Greek and Latin and be awesome at drawing and get all the toys he wants and ALSO be awesome at sports and anyone who doesn't like him is inherently evil and despite all this he has tons of free time to wander in the desert where a spider will give him superpowers (that won't matter and will be forgotten) and his tutor will give him a BABY WOLF and also they're all TRUE DESCENDANTS OF ATLANTIS WTF. (Actually, the Atlantis thing is especially awesome, because supposedly it's their sooper special "double O positive" blood type that makes them Atlanteans. I thought that sounded weird, so I looked it up. Turns out that "double O" just means O, as it's a recessive gene. That means, fare from being the "rarest blood type on earth" it is in fact the single most common blood type on earth and it just so happens to be mine. So now, when [info]justbeast asks me to do things I yell: NO, FOR I AM A TRUE DESCEDANT OF ATLANTIS AND I DO NOT DO DISHES.)

The point is that Nicholas Christopher doesn't give a shit about making all this magical stuff jive with the plot, nor, clearly, does he even recognize the painful Gary Stuness of his story. He cares about the relationship between his two main characters (sort of) and the rest exists so that the back cover copy girl can list a bunch of cool things separated by commas that make the book sound epic. Don't you want to read about vampires in the Old West, alien spiders, Captain Cook, Basque separatists, astronauts, Atlantis, and BABY WOLVES? I know I do! But none of those things matter to the book at all, and the minute one starts to matter, the author crushes them brutally and glares around daring you to remember that there were real fucking vampires like five pages ago and everything that's happening are coincidences that beggar the end of Jane Eyre. It's the real world, right? Shit just happens, and you don't have to explain it.

The Secret History is really a bit of a cheat on this list, because the doin it rong is completely different--though related. Once again I question why I want to hang out with the cast that got rejected from The Great Gatsby for being too assholish. These guys, all of them, are literally the worst people ever. And there's no reason that the worst one, Bunny, who gets killed on the first page, should have been let into the sooper special circle of classics students that the protagonist has to shit angel feathers to get into, where you have to be charming and smart and attractive and be approved by the perfect amazing teacher, given that Bunny is a colossal shit. Who can't do Latin or Greek. What the hell.

But my main issue is that only one thing of any interest occurs in this entire book. It happens to be the only genre element--the kids do a ritual to summon Dionysus and homes shows up. That is awesome, my friends. It's tossed off in three pages of dialogue. I suspect if you asked Tartt, she'd say it's a nod to Greek plays where all the action happens offscreen and is reported by a messenger. Yeah, whatever. It's the only interesting part of the book and it's what the book should have been about. We should have seen all those aborted attempts, and the group growing close and then fracturing over failures, not just be told about it by a bored 21 year old who talks like he's 90. Good grief.

But then, that would have been a genre book, right? If you center stage the weird shit, rather than using it as a fetching window treatment, then it's not Serious Literature. But what we're left with is a bunch of Literature that makes no sense because the authors are essentially operating a forklift they're not rated to handle. It's awesome! It goes up and down! It crushes things! Wheee! But if you don't read the manual, you end up with a messy factory, and everything is out of order and nothing makes sense. A novel should have its own internal system, its own logic, that coheres, that connects with itself. It should not be full of random incidents of magic that connect with nothing just because watching people grieve for three hundred pages is much harder to make interesting without ghosts or vampires. It feels lazy to me, intellectually lazy, to throw out scenes and leave them hanging, breaking all the rules of the world, with no explanation. And yet I see it again and again in these books.

I'm reminded of a speech from Six Feet Under, a show that for awhile managed to pull all off this afterlife/family drama stuff pretty well:

It may seem weird to you but there is a reason behing everything that we do here...

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First Ever Pre-Order Event

Posted by [info]randrtees in [info]chateaubizarre on 2009.12.01 at 11:09



Be the first to get your hands on our newest three tees from some of our favorite artists in our first ever pre-order package!

Just in time for the Holidays, we have put together this package of 3 great shirts for just $40. The designs are "Broken Dreams" by Wotto, "Ice Cream" by Keaton Henson, and "Bleeding Out" by Yehteh (which will be printed on ash for men and white for women). All of them will be printed on 100% Cotton American Apparel and each order comes with stockings included.

All orders will ship out in 3 weeks or so. Plus we are having a big sale right now where you can get some of our shirts at up to $10 off!

Of course, you can still also purchase all the shirts from our Fall 09 horror series here.

Thanks!


1st Annual HAMP Festival

Posted by [info]minervae in [info]neworleans on 2009.12.01 at 10:03

Tonight at the Howlin' Wolf , 6:00 - HIV Awarness Music Project
Advance Ticket $15, Door $20
Buy tickets online here.

Featuring:
Trombone Shorty
Kermit Ruffins
Dee-1
Soul Rebels
Rebirth Brass Band
5th Ward Weebie
Wisebird
LBENZ!

The Show will start at 7:00pm and feature a headlining band, top local New Orleans bands and performance groups as openers, short motivational speeches by HIV speakers, on-stage HIV testing (results kept confident), an eco-friendly fashion show featuring donated clothing and jewelry from New Orleans based eco-conscious companies worn by student models, a raffle with donated items including the clothing and jewelry from the fashion show, HIV non-profit organizations and student groups tabling/boothing, a high class VIP lounge fully catered with fine ordeurs and drinks, large festival style art sculptures in main venue area and on-stage, fine art and paintings in VIP lounge, several Elvis look alikes walking around, and roller derby girls selling raffle tickets

The Schedule:

Schedule:

Host - Two Cent

6:00-6:50 Wisebird
7:00-8:00 Kermit Ruffins
8:05-8:45 Jeff & Vida
8:55-10:00 Rebirth Brass Band
10:05-10:20 Fashion Show
10:20-11:20 Trombone Shorty
11:20-11:25 Raffle Drawings
11:25-11:40 Fleur De Tease
11:45-12:45 Soul Rebels
12:40-1:10 Dee-1
1:15-1:40 5th Ward Weebie
1:45-2:10 The Show


Miss Angie Liza Doolittle

Posted by [info]marquisdd on 2009.12.01 at 09:36

Miss Angie Liza Doolittle
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Winter Wonderland in Richmond, VA

Posted by [info]alluringlore in [info]burlesque_today on 2009.12.01 at 09:47
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I have a handful of lovely, ready to ship corsets on sale in my Blooddrop Etsy shop AND I'm offering free shipping in the US for them! (Well, all purchases $75 and up.)

Here's what's up...
25" Coquette Underbust $175
33" Blooddrop Underbust $145
29" Coquette Underbust $175
30" Dolce Midbust $299

I am also accepting limited numbers of custom corset orders for those who are interested and gift certificates are available in any amount!

Cheers dears!
Astrid :}
Blooddrop Clothing & Fineries
http://www.blooddrop.com
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Delicious Links for 12-1-2009

Posted by [info]msggoat on 2009.12.01 at 02:04

Happy Monday! Here is Batch 3 of my vintage Christmas card icon series. There are two different nativity styles in here per request, as well as a couple other cute pics as well :) I really do hope you like them!!

Teasers::



The rest are HERE at my journal : [info]pianokitten


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x-posted with love

The New Orleans Food Co-op is open (!!!) and selling great, healthful food every Sunday 12-6pm at the Healing Center (2372 St. Claude Avenue - the old Universal Furniture building st St. Roch). All items are bargain priced; many are organic. Foods for sale include fresh, locally grown greens and citrus fruits; bulk dry goods such as red beans, black beans, Louisiana grown brown rice, garbanzo beans, navy beans, TVP (textured vegetable protein, made from soy), split peas, almonds, walnuts, sunflower seeds, raisins, dried mangoes, cocoa, oats, cornmeal, and other items such as rice milk, soy milk, blueberry concentrate and more. Bring your own bags and containers for bulk foods if you can!

In addition to wanting people to come shop, of course, the food co-op also has a huge need for volunteers any time before, during, or after the market on Sundays. We need volunteers to help set-up, clean-up, greet customers, assist customers with weighing bulk foods, talk with customers about recipes and cooking ideas (some shoppers are a bit mystified by the TVP...), check customers out, bring a potluck dish, drink tea or coffee, have fun and so forth.

So, if you would like to volunteer to help out, please stop by the Healing Center at 2372 St. Claude, this Sunday or any Sunday between 12 p.m. and 6 p.m. for more information.

Please come over to shop and hang out awhile, to talk about the future of the food co-op with members, and find out how you can get involved.

Co-op website with current info and announcements:
http://www.nolafoodcoop.org/

New Orleans Food Co-Op Facebook page:
http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=56587740141&ref=ts

Please forward this to everyone you know who may be interested.

Book discussion:
Their Eyes Were Watching God, by Zora Neale Hurston

Wednesday, Dec. 2, 2009
6:30 – 7:30 p.m.

New Orleans Public Library – Latter Branch, New Orleans, LA


Join Chris Smith of the Southern Food and Beverage Museum for a discussion of the classic novel Their Eyes Were Watching God by Zora Neale Hurston. The book will be discussed in terms of racial identity, the role of women, the concept of love, and other issues. We'll also discuss the book in terms of its food. Food is important in this book; it sets a time and place, demonstrates how people lived, and we'll explore issues of hunger. This book features scenes in which food moves the plot, illustrates important concepts, and serves as metaphor.

Latter Library
5120 St. Charles Ave.
Uptown New Orleans
596-2625

Thanksgiving at Manderley

Posted by [info]marquisdd on 2009.11.30 at 11:43
Left to right: Cousin Bergen, Uncle John, Aunt Kim, mom, Ben's dad, Ben's bro Tim, Ben's mom, yours truly, yours truly's better half.

Thanksgiving at Manderley
Originally uploaded by marquis_dd


Cyber Monday!

Posted by [info]mechanicalbunny in [info]chateaubizarre on 2009.11.30 at 11:35
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The Day in Question

Posted by [info]yuki_onna on 2009.11.30 at 12:29
Current Mood: awake
Noodling up a big post for today, but in the meantime everyone's doing their general end of year holiday wishlists, so I thought I'd put mine up, for family and friends and anyone else who might wonder what to get me.

Firstly, anything still on our wedding registry is what we really need and want. We took forever making up that list and there's not much that's not on it, except for--

Books and media, which are on my Amazon wishlist

But if you want to buy me a book or an album...I'd love a copy of your favorite book or album, so that I can think of you when I read it or listen to it, and there can be connection, which is what gifts are all about.

I also always love yarn and especially love things you make. So many of you are amazing artists and if you want to give me something, something from your own hands is always exactly what I want. See above, connection.

And, in an obligatory fashion, if you're looking for gifts for others, I write books, and they make great gifts, as does an Omikuji Project subscription. (November Omikuji, unforgiveably late, is going out today. December will go out this week. After this, normalization will commence.)

In other news, not having [info]justbeast here in the mornings is brutal. Mornings used to be coffee and kisses and hugs, and now there's none of those, only a cold empty house and housemates gone or not awake yet and unlikely to kiss me or hold me til I wake up anyway.

And why won't it snow already?

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